d = new Array("sunday","monday","tuesday","wednesday","thursday","friday","saturday");
m = new Array("january","february","march","april","may","june","july","august","september","october","november","december");
today = new Date();
day = today.getDate();
end = "th";
// Convert year to four figure format
function y2k(number){return (number < 1000) ? number + 1900 : number;};
if (day==1 || day==21 || day==31) end="st";
if (day==2 || day==22) end="nd";
if (day==3 || day==23) end="rd";
day+=end;
document.write(d[today.getDay()]+" "+day+" "+m[today.getMonth()]+" "+(y2k(today.getYear())));